I dunno what I expected.
I want to watch these again. Too bad I can hardly watch TV shows anymore, let alone whole movies. :c

I want to watch these again. Too bad I can hardly watch TV shows anymore, let alone whole movies. :c

Wholesome television at it’s finest

Wholesome television at it’s finest

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

disgustinghuman:

holy fuck

30/10 would rock the shit out of

disgustinghuman:

holy fuck

30/10 would rock the shit out of

Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)

i really love this and wish i had read it a few years ago

(via ffascinate)

Another thing about porn gifs.

If your bra fit is awful, even if you are the prettiest goddamn thing I have ever seen, I won’t even heart it. I can’t deal with ill-fitting bras, even though I see them strapped onto poor unsuspecting women in literally every piece of lingerie marketing ever. Wires are not made to sit on your precious breast tissue, cups are supposed to go around your breasts, not sit on top of them, and for the love of fuck, your clasp should never end up between your shoulder blades.

Yeah, VS is okay, but I just can’t.

Ugh, I keep seeing the panties I fold and sort at work for stuck up, unappreciative bitches on porn gifs. Even if it’s kinda hot and I want to reblog it, I won’t because anything involving Victoria’s Secret makes me want to vomit and cry.